Baby it’s cold outside!!
Except for one place we know of… (which ain’t Tennessee!)
Perhaps a little humor can thaw you out a little… and
even a little Garth? (sorta)
Enjoy! (indoors only!) ….Lyrics below…
Well I went outside, and bout froze my hide – And quickly I slammed the door shut. Then I really tried, to pick up my stride And promptly I flopped on my butt I hadn’t gone far, ’til I reached my car By now I weren’t feelin’ too smart I broke the ice free and then turned the key The flippin’ thing just wouldn’t start! So I got stuck in cold places – I got frostbitten toes and a chapped face From a stiff ole breeze, exposed flesh will freeze. (but) we don’t have plows on big salt trucks – So if we wanna drive we’re slap outta luck! Jist sitting here – in cold places.
Let’s face it – February IS a hump. With holidays added to it – just to make it feel as good as the full 30 and 31 day months. But look what holidays we came up with… seriously?
(including this weekend….)
Pressure – we all deal with it – even water – even water pipes – even water heaters. Find out how Mic and Denny dealt with the pressure!
(Hint – only a little better than the Seattle Seahawks!)
(Picture courtesy of The New York Times)
So here’s what Mic and I think of this year’s ho-hum who cares “Super” bowl…
Say, kids – dating in the 50s was swell! Because we had those neato grown-ups to warn us about bad stuff – on accounta, bad stuff was bad for ya –
So, here’s a little nostalgia that never really happened, but coulda, and that woulda been swell. With advice on kissing, and featuring that crazy new doo-wop group, The Greasetones – gittin’ you over the hump, 50s style… it’s the coolest!
Yes today we shall rhyme
Take a bite outta crime-
We’ll turn Hump Day loose
Taking on Mother Goose.
Just a little fun to brighten your day
With a goofball story – take it away!
(and don’t bring it back)
Weeeee’rrrrre Baaaaack – And we’re badder than ever.
Yes Mic & Denny here helping you over the hump with a little story. Today’s story is “Samson and Delilah,” featuring the Mic & Denny Players. So have a few laughs – and let’s get over the hump!
Are you ready? Maybe you’ll feel better if you’re doing better than this classic:
“Ain’t Goin’ Down (til it’s Christmas Morn”)
Vocals by John Owens, background vocals and lyrics by Yours Truly, with apologies to Garth Brooks!
Picture courtesy of Country-Magazine
As I try to turn myself around… I’ll try to get you over the hump by just having fun today – with visits from Jefferson T. Ledbetter, a new product from Billy Blaze and a blast from the past – the Morning Show fave – “Elves in Recovery” Enjoy!
HEY GENIUS – OVER HERE!!
Well – here’s a little beauty from the John & Denny Archives, featuring our former Morning Show assistant Mary Giovannazzo as the Answer Lady at the Toy Suggestion Box…
When looking for that special gift for that little lad on your list – here’s one that really stinks. Some action figures have had a little too much action….